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Silicon Valley Discovers Treasuries

The regional banking crisis of the past few weeks – created by appalling risk management by bank executives and corporate mega-depositors alike, and seemingly sparked by VCs and founders freaking out in group chats – might have least one true winner.

The regional banking crisis of the past few weeks – created by appalling risk management by bank executives and corporate mega-depositors alike, and seemingly sparked by VCs and founders freaking out in group chats – might have least one true winner.

Zamp Finance, a company that wants to help startups invest excess cash in the super-safe U.S. Treasury market via BNY Mellon Pershing, raised a $21.7 million seed round last year, its founder said this week.

Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi, former SoftBank COO Marcelo Claure, and Doordash chief executive Tony Xu participated, Zamp’s founder Amit Jain told TechCrunch. Jain is the former head of Uber’s Asia Pacific division.

Zamp is offering a very basic, very old-school service that just about any corporate Treasurer should be able to do. And yet! We found out during the Silicon Valley Bank collapse that a huge array of lushly-funded startups just plopped billions of dollars of cash in the bank. To wit: the ten largest depositors at SVB held a total of $13.3 billion in total. That’s thousands of times more than the per-account FDIC insurance level, or, in layman’s terms, a very bad idea.

At the other end of the risk ignorance spectrum, you have Apple, which nominally is a company that makes money by sending instructions to factories in China, but which also has a very large side business managing more than $50 billion in cash. (And that’s about a quarter of what they used to oversee.)

Zamp’s offering is effectively a middle ground between “running what at times is the world’s largest hedge fund as a side project” and “putting billions of dollars in cash in the bank that gave you a good mortgage rate.” And that’s seemingly something that a lot of startups could desperately use.

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